Reject Job Rejection Letters!

We have a calendar style thing standing on our desk at work that has witty office phrases and jokes, one of my favourites is a letter template to use for rejecting your ‘rejection of employment’ letters, it goes something like this…

*ADDRESS*

Dear *THEIR NAME*,

Thank you for your letter of *DATE*. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an *JOB TITLE* position in your organisation.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite *ORGANISATION NAME* outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of *JOB TITLE*
in your organisation on *DATE*. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
*YOUR NAME*

If you know of any other funny templates like this, then please drop us a comment and let us know!

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