Energy Wasting DayWritten by Simon Barker on April 1, 2008 · Filed under Funnies
What is Energy Wasting Day you may ask? Well are you sick of hearing of about climate change and global warming? I think it’s fair to say that it’s a complete load of rubbish, perhaps even a complete landfill of rubbish!
If you feel the same way then you’ll be pleased to hear that today is officially Energy Wasting Day!
Today is the day when all sensible, intelligent people can do as we like without fear of being labelled as doing wrong! We are all encouraged to blatantly waste as much energy as we can and make our own personal political statement about energy wasting.
Heck if something does happen, well I don’t know about you, the UK could do with some warmer summers. Really what’s it matter? I’ve only ever seen a Polar Bear in a zoo anyway, it must be a far easier life for them, it means they don’t have to waste energy hunting for food, it’s all good!
Take a look at this video where Dan Power shows you the best ways to maximise your carbon emissions on Energy Wasting Day.
UPDATE: April Fool!!